Today I farted and it squirted into my jockey shorts.Focc you! Focc You!

To my bitch ruler... the wife!

I started having a bad day because of work. It turned around while at work... I came home in a good mood, proud of what i had done at work. I show you the magic i made at work and you look at it like "​that'​s it"​. Then you show me some crap spam email you got for a porn site titled "​i slept with your partner"​ and start accusing me!!! FOCC YOU. I work to damn much to get any. The reason you got that crap in your email is because you won'​t let me use a little of the money i make to protect our computer from keystroke tracking spyware!!

So Again...

FOCC YOU! FOCC YOU! FOCC YOU! FOCC YOU! Focc You!

To my wife, One of the biggest bitches on the face of this earth. You and your horror sister are bitches. Focc You!

To the idiot that fucked up my order today at taco bell can go blow a goat. Focc You!

Jets suck monkey Dick and Elephant Balls Focc You!

This goes out to the gas station clerk. Screw you man for not selling me the beer last night. I may not have had my ID on me but I gave you my word I was 21. You suck monkey balls. You are a clerk at a gas station, not the beer god Focc You!

Listen, I am pretty hot not to be full of myself, but I am sick and tired of my boss staring at my tits and ass. This asshole actually grabbed my ass and called me sweet tits yesterday.... WTF Focc You!

To the asshole that keeps fucking with my equipment work. You a fucking no good piece of shit idiot! Focc You!

Screw you neighbor man and thanks for the buzz kill. If I want to jack off naked and drink beer in my own home, I can. Just because I forgot to close the blinds doesn'​t give you the right to watch me! Focc You!

My boyfriend decided to break up with me tonight. I got on his Facebook page and said. Dont Need no Prezents for her know. He broke up with me because he didn'​t want to get me a gift and secondly he'​s a fucking idiot Bcus he can'​t spell. Focc Off. Focc You!